An oldyen but a goodyen

Paddy and Mick are walking along the road when Paddy comes across a mirror lying on the pavement. He has a look in it and says to himself, "Feckin ell, oi'm shure oi recognise that fella there", but he just can't think who it is. "Hey Mick", he says, "Who the feck is this fella, oi'm shure oi know im". Mick has a look and says, "Ye feckin' eejut, it's me!"