Hello, Pussy?*
BoreMe.com is a collection of videos, jokes and pictures that we've all seen before (but it's nice to have them all in one place, I suppose). One not to be missed is the bizarre Japanese music video featuring pretty young girls simulating sexual acts in time with the ridiculous music (with varying degrees of skill and motivation). Some of them look bored shitless! Find this in the Bore me Rigid (Adult) section (currently 4th on the list of 'latest'). I'd seen this before, but the version I saw previously was MUCH longer. Trouble is, I can't remember what it's called or where to find it. Any ideas? I know Cowki will know ;-)
Other things of note include the Windows Music thing, which is geeky but clever, and the airport practical joke thing, which always raises a smile (eg, "Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DaBahzted" which reads like "My colleague just farted and the left the room, the bastard").
I had a gander at the BoreMe shop and pissed myself with laughter at some of the items, so decided to order a few things for a mate's birthday, including a lighter and a couple of rude cards. I rang the shop today to check what was happening to my order. A friendly and very well-spoken lady on the other end of the phone said, "We've got the buy your own fucking lighter and when I grow up I want to be a crack whore, but unfortunately, we haven't got any happy birthday cunt".
Class.
* Pussy is the name of the boutique which supplies the BoreMe shop