Hello, Pussy?*
BoreMe.com is a collection of videos, jokes and pictures that we've all seen before (but it's nice to have them all in one place, I suppose). One not to be missed is the bizarre Japanese music video featuring pretty young girls simulating sexual acts in time with the ridiculous music (with varying degrees of skill and motivation). Some of them look bored shitless! Find this in the Bore me Rigid (Adult) section (currently 4th on the list of 'latest'). I'd seen this before, but the version I saw previously was MUCH longer. Trouble is, I can't remember what it's called or where to find it. Any ideas? I know Cowki will know ;-)
Other things of note include the Windows Music thing, which is geeky but clever, and the airport practical joke thing, which always raises a smile (eg, "Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DaBahzted" which reads like "My colleague just farted and the left the room, the bastard").
I had a gander at the BoreMe shop and pissed myself with laughter at some of the items, so decided to order a few things for a mate's birthday, including a lighter and a couple of rude cards. I rang the shop today to check what was happening to my order. A friendly and very well-spoken lady on the other end of the phone said, "We've got the buy your own fucking lighter and when I grow up I want to be a crack whore, but unfortunately, we haven't got any happy birthday cunt".
Class.
* Pussy is the name of the boutique which supplies the BoreMe shop
posted by kiji @ 1:44 pm
6 Comments:
mmm... no idea where the longer version came from I'm afraid. I think you sent it to me via email so I'll check that out. Pablohoney said he found it strangely arousing (especially the clothed ones !!) Safe °±°
This is another strangely arousing litle video...
go to IFilm's viral video section
http://www.ifilm.com/viralvideo
and scroll down to the "Japanese Bitch Slap" video. Just a load of Jwomen smacking each other in the street. It gets quite heated.
Thanks Cowki °±°
There must have been something wrong with my connection when I first viewed it - now the whole thing seems to be there.
That Japanese bitch-slap thing is very odd - you don't know what they've done to deserve it, so you just feel sorry for the poor girlies being whacked across the face! I suppose, in true Japanese style, there is no point to it. They just find it funny. But you find this arousing?!!
LOL
Never have and never would I hit a girl/women/female... let's put that straight to start with. Its more the thought of girls fighting I suppose. Yet they always laugh it off no matter how hurt they must feel. Almost as if it they feel it would be impolite to show their pain.
Hi - I'm just a stranger passing thru on random; thought you might like to know that the source of the "tookapeeceinhistea" etc. airport announcements is Paul Garner on the Chris Morris Music Show circa early 90s. He did a string of 'em along with his "shop botherer" series. Check out Cook'd n' Bomb'd for the Morris archive & his radio show downloads. Top radio even if it's a tad dated now. Blue Jam is on there too - heh heh heh.
That Jap music vid is truly bizarre!!
Cheers,
birds
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