Wot no posts?

Having spent far too much time geeking around with my blog template, I think I'm finally ready to stop faffing and leave it the hell alone. Shame it doesn't look quite right in Firefox (Mozilla) , but I checked their bug list earlier today and it looks as though they're in the process of sorting font/rendering problems out (along with a huge list of other bugs). Even with bugs, it still beats Internet Explorer (or 'Intershaft Exploiter', as some clever dick called it). Why not give it a go - click the link on the left and say goodbye (or words to that effect) to pop-up windows and annoying cookies.

I'd better get on with some proper work now - can't avoid it any longer. Which reminds me of a really good word.........

'ERGASOPHOBIA'
Fear of, or aversion to, work

Having said that, I would far rather work than do the following:

• Watch Lost in Translation, which is an absolute abomination of a film, and rather insulting to the Japanese (I may get back to this subject in a later post)
• Cut the grass in my back garden with scissors
• Wash up
• Play spin the bottle with Lily Savage and David Guest

Quote of the day:

You fiend! Never have I encountered such corrupt and foul-minded perversity. Have you ever considered a career in the church?"
The Bishop of Bath & Wells - Blackadder II